if i could bring one dead person back to life i’d bring back Walt Disney just to show him the shows on disney channel and see his reaction
If I was a famous author I would publish a book with ten different endings which all went to print with varying degrees of rarity, but not tell the fans about it so that I could watch their confusion as they disagree over how the story ended. Then when they figured it out I would ‘come clean’, telling them that I had released eleven alternate endings and watch them panic again as they all try to find the last ending.
are you satan
its so hard to be positive when you’re bleeding from your vagina